If the Police Ask, Tell Them I Was On Twitter All Night

I don't do anything useful with Twitter, except entertain myself reading celebrity tweets. I have picked out a few, to feed your curiosity. If you add anybody, add @GaryJBusey.

@mariamenounos Forgot to run last night! On treadmill right now since its super hot out.having friends over for dinner later so a night run is out.

@GaryJBusey Paris Hilton put in cuffs just for puffing on a blunt. Stupid slut, can't she smuggle pounds of drugs up her cunt?

@GaryJBusey When @Nick_Nolte's zipper's down he don't care, you could stare. 'cause you can't see his dick through all that pubic hair

@GaryJBuseyJoke: So, Roman Polanski walks into a bar...but that's what happens when you can't take your eyes off the kids at the playground.

@GaryJBuseyHey, @LindsayLohan, you coming to my party tonight? This Red Bull & Vodka flavored coke aint gonna snort itself...

@GaryJBusey Hey, @LindsayLohan and I wear the same ankle bracelet! It's like we're BFFs!

@LindayLohan A waitress just hit me - punched me for no reason.

@accesshollywood UPDATED-Waitress Denies Punching Lindsay Lohan: 'That Disturbed Little Train Wreck Is Delusional': http://bit.ly/ayDuUn

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