Friday, July 02, 2010

If the Police Ask, Tell Them I Was On Twitter All Night

I don't do anything useful with Twitter, except entertain myself reading celebrity tweets. I have picked out a few, to feed your curiosity. If you add anybody, add @GaryJBusey.

@mariamenounos Forgot to run last night! On treadmill right now since its super hot out.having friends over for dinner later so a night run is out.

@GaryJBusey Paris Hilton put in cuffs just for puffing on a blunt. Stupid slut, can't she smuggle pounds of drugs up her cunt?

@GaryJBusey When @Nick_Nolte's zipper's down he don't care, you could stare. 'cause you can't see his dick through all that pubic hair

@GaryJBuseyJoke: So, Roman Polanski walks into a bar...but that's what happens when you can't take your eyes off the kids at the playground.

@GaryJBuseyHey, @LindsayLohan, you coming to my party tonight? This Red Bull & Vodka flavored coke aint gonna snort itself...

@GaryJBusey Hey, @LindsayLohan and I wear the same ankle bracelet! It's like we're BFFs!

@LindayLohan A waitress just hit me - punched me for no reason.

@accesshollywood UPDATED-Waitress Denies Punching Lindsay Lohan: 'That Disturbed Little Train Wreck Is Delusional':



Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

Twitter sucks ass.

SecondComingOfBast said...

Twitter can be fun. It can help sharpen your writing skills too, by helping you learn to express your thoughts clearly using less words.

K. said...

As long as you don't mind discarding grammar. Although Twitters consisting strictly of haikus might be fun.

tony said...

Now ,Poetry Tweets might be fun....otherwise Twitter seems to me like crossword clues without a puzzle.

jams o donnell said...

Haha... I like the Polanski one. I;ve ever been a big twitter fan myself

Frank Partisan said...

It amazes me how often celebs use Twitter. Having access to thousands of followers is real power.

SecondComingOfBast said...

I would almost bet most celebs and politicians have a staff that does their tweets for them, and manage their Facebook pages.

Frank Partisan said...

Most celebs write things that on Twitter, too trite even for a publicist.

roman said...

tweet.."Goin to sprmkt to gt ptato chps"..

I guess that explains how I feel about twitter.

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